The First Great Butter War

The First Great Butter War (also known as The War to End All Wars, the Great War, and World War 1) was a major world conflict across all three timelines in the Alpha Dimension. Despite timeline, the war begins and ends in a similar fashion.

(Timeline Alpha version of events)"In 1914, Archduke Ferdinand and of Austria and is wife are shot and killed by a Serbian loyalist because of Ferdinand's unfair control over most of the world's supply of rich creamy Exotic Butters. On July 28th, the war began with the Austro-Hungarian Empire declaring war on Serbia. On November 11th 1918 the Treaty of Versailles was signed by both the Central and Allied Powers, ending the war. The Allied Powers decided to divide the rich, creamy, butters amongst the wining nations. The Casual Bongos also received their own ration of butter for aiding the war effort in 1918."

(Timeline Beta and Chaos versions of events) "In 1914, Archduke Ferdinand and of Austria and is wife are shot and killed by a Serbian loyalist because of Ferdinand's alledged disrespect for Serbian culture and independence. On July 28th, the war began with the Austro-Hungarian Empire declaring war on Serbia. On November 11th 1918 the Treaty of Versailles was signed by both the Central and Allied Powers, ending the war. The Casual Bongos also received respect from the rest of the world for aiding the war effort in 1918."""