War for the Other Place

As strange as it sounds, people... things... creatures will fight and die to keep power in The Other Place. Yes, really. After the The Resource Conflict in Timeline Alpha, Eggs Benedict was contacted by The Oracle to send some Bongos to the Other Place to prevent war. These orders were then relayed back to BestNightGuard who then did so. The specialized Other Place Division (OPD) was deployed and was immediately caught in the middle of an all out war. A race of yellow humanoid creatures that communicated only by saying "oof" was at war with a zombified version of their race. The Bongos decided to call the yellow people "Noobs" as they had no idea what they were doing and were being destroyed on the field of battle. RunDMC03 arrived to assist the OPD in their efforts to make sense of the situation. RunDMC realized that the intentions of the Zombies were actually quite sinister and that they sought to rule the Other Place by enslaving it's inhabitants. The Bongos joined sides with the Noob Army and soon quickly got the upper hand. In Earth days, the war probably lasted for about a week or so. Eventually, the Zombie Empire was forced into surrender and the Other Place was saved. No Bongos died, but around 1000 Noobs were killed in the conflict. May Oracle rest their souls. If they even had souls.